Brief sport intermission here.. time out...
"Bilal Coulibaly (illness) listed questionable Tuesday
by Ari Koslow | Wizards Correspondent | Mon, Jan 6th 6:22pm EST
Bilal Coulibaly is listed as questionable for Tuesday's game against the Rockets. (NBA Injury Report)
Fantasy Impact:
Coulibaly is looking to avoid missing a third straight game. Kyle Kuzma would see another start if he remains sidelined, and Kuzma could remain in the starting lineup either way."
Masked Man's sports commentary:
Masked Man referee cries foul! okay so whatever illness he has got they don't even say. They might not know themselves what illness he has got and yet they are just sort of playing it by ear and perhaps hoping symptoms will just go away for the third game...
...whatever it is he's got we hope the other team players don't get officially or unofficially...lol.. and we wish him a speedy recovery and hope its not contagious or that its a disease of a serious nature... and this goes for all those players whom either aren't going to the doctor's for a diagnosis or simply don't want to know what they are infected with or transmitting to one another.
One player so far out of all of them disclosed he had the flu.. Steelers Cam Hayward was dealing with the Flu ... of course that's still vague because there's lots of different kinds of flu and so "the flu" is like saying "the bug" or something.. its just too vague to count it as a real diagnosis...
... so I'd say so far no real descriptions of illnesses have occurred with a single player so far and they have not broken their record of not knowing or stating what their illness really is so far! Out of all those players, What are the odds of that!? Now that's a record!
Ladies and germs, who will be the first athlete to break the record who will be the first player to actually know what disease he's got!?..sports fanatics want to know! the suspense is building as the sneezin' season gets underway!
Obviously they are getting tested for illegal amphetamine use and other illegal drugs by bigshot doctors but I guess none of these health conscious athletes who pride themselves on human strength and endurance have discovered the advent of the various covid and flu tests available! Maybe the covid/flu tests are too challenging or difficult for these athletes to administer ... you know, the covid/flu test directions are too hard for them to understand and have an inherent learning curve in them that's just beyond the scope of their schooling. These animals are breakin' records alright! Hope they don't make their buddies sick with any weird unforgiving diseases.
That be funny someday if there will be some secrets and mysteries are revealed show and they'll have some anonymous athlete in a dark corner with a hood on and his voice disguised revealing the secrets of the competitive sports team as to why all their illnesses had to be kept a secret! lol
We could play a game called "dodge the disease" That's where we wear masks and disinfect stuff a lot and actually try not to get infected by nor infect our friends, loved ones, or team members with any diseases or illnesses during a pandemic era..winner doesn't catch a diseases and remains healthy! Its pretty awesome game to win! So far I'm winning and haven't caught anything in five years of masking.
Not only that But I am an athlete that wears a mask while doing sports! In the Miscellaneous Section of this forum I have produced several videos some under the sections entitled "My videos of Me doing everyday tasks in my mask" & "Masked Man Bicycle Ride and other videos inspire others to mask up". All my videos feature me in a safety mask riding bicycle for 6 mile round trips, doing martial arts techniques, juggling three balls (while the typical athlete chases after one ball), I even shovel snow, stack wood, clean chimneys, and go up on the roof to clean gutters all in my safety mask. Now that's athletic and that's sportsmanship at its finest proving I am not only a winner playing sports but I wear a safety mask while doing it all! I challenge these so called hot shot athletes to the stuff I can do while wearing a safety mask! I'mm 55 years old and I'd probably beat any of these young maskless athletes in a bicycle race here in the mountains or a woodchopping session or a juggling of three balls in the air while in my mask! ha! Ha! I train in a mask! I challenge them to put on a safety mask and see if they can do half what I can do in my videos! lol! I"m dead serious I could wup these young athletes in most any athletic contest any time any day in my mask and I challenge them to wear a safety mask! We could do fundraiser for a public awareness cause if one of these rich athletes would mask up and challenge me to friendly game of masked sports..perhaps a masked Bicycle race on my street or something in my street! I'm game for that and in my prime. Here's me in the Masked Olympia Quarantino Solo Martial Artist Division featuring Martial Artist Masked Man hosted by Bob and Joe ..classical
guitar by Richard Easley LINK:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BwEc-N2USWFBhkEsPHfYK03vMcYzzx8i/viewI guess I'm poking fun of myself in the quarinteeno olympic video, I tell you one thing. I live in a university town and I was truly terrorized on more than one occasion by unruly after game football parties.. I mean the worst.. young men popping out of cars with beer cans in their fists right in front of my home on an otherwise sleepy small neighborhood street.. gunpowder and firecrackers scaring my pets into the corner.. maskless kids parking in your yard in the middle of night inebriated ,,It was traumatizing truly sickening for a small dead end street to be hit by something like a rave party where kids take over and there isn't enough bathrooms to go around and so people walking up and down the street drunk, yelling and screaming and leaving trash and beer cans in your yard and going bathroom in yards, we ended calling sheriff and the sheriff had to have commissioners from two county meet and finally the one house that was throwing these football game parties got in trouble... it was like a war.. me in my mask and hordes of drunken kids in the middle of night making fun of me and me almost getting into fights.. I'd never been so happy to see law enforcement in my life. I survived like a dozen nights of pure nightmare scared life and property and home and scared of losing it all while being in a mask around a bunch of drunken out of control people on my street that didn't have enough parking places in middle of night. That was pure trauma until finally law enforcement fixed these unruly events. So yeah I have no respect for the university football parties that occur from these sporting events. They had no respect for my mask and it was like a riot just occurred overnight ..it was like being raided and scary where you couldn't control a mob of drunk kids running around. That's not to say there are many responsible sports fans out there. However college kids, after game football parties and pandemics and masked men such as myself who are taking care of immunocompromised loved ones and trying to social distance just don't mix! whew .. it was shocking to a sleepy street to see such lawlessness... that's why I am grateful to our local law enforcement finally handling that. Inebriated college aged post football game people are on the same level for me as hurricane Helene. Same level of trauma. By the way keep those sick player stats coming in Data Report I can hardly wait to see the next sick one..lol ..just kidding sort of. I'd rather deal with a sick one than a drunk one..lol
If I were stinking' rich I'd offer a trophy or something like the Masked Man Moral Integrity Award to the first player to actually determine and publicly state the disease they were sporting! lol.. Perhaps some athlete who has developed a moral compass and was in the Boy Scouts or something would step up to the plate and say something like "well, I could a been a contender! I could a been somebody! or I could played sick anyway but instead I thought to myself: What if made somebody sick on the team and they ended up dying or with long term repercussions or they made their mom or pops sick all because me wanting to win the big game? So I stayed home until I fully recovered. Besides Ive never been so sick in my entire life!" Then I the masked Man, would juggle in my Mask for the morally upright athlete and present them a trophy award of excellence on the days I wasn't performing my joggling or classical guitar Masked Man concerts for sick children at hospitals.
Okay the players all consent to this... time in...
...Referee Masked Man says okay play ball!!! Let the games resume for better or worse! For in sickness or good health just like marriage!
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