My letter to the friendly sheriff about my day dealing with animal control trying to explain to the world I don't want roosters an hens in my yard because of bird flu and because I just don't want chicken poo in my yard and I have a dog...
"Now I gotta share with you my crazy day
For months I have written about animal care and control about my problems with chickens... They come and poo all over my yard and I then I have to walk my dog and the dog sniffs and wants to eat the poo.. I can't have that so I keep videos and compile the recent incidents I date everything and show the chickens and roosters(roosters are aggressive around henns and I do have concerns over avian flu NC the U.S. Department of Agriculture, or USDA: Egg farmers in North Carolina (the state I reside in) alone lost 3.3 million birds to the bird flu in January. North Carolina is among nine states with bird flu outbreaks confirmed in January and February 2025 by the federal Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service
... I send my grievance to animal control listing dates as thus(I'll spare you the videos );
"Recent incidents...beginning from March 15th (although this has been going on for years)
March 15th video attached (Rooster on my property according to attached Plat)
March 17th video attached (chickens behind shed on my property according to attached Plat)
On the 17th I express interest as to the humanity of trapping the chicken so I may safely relocate it according to this link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuUvKxHNU_QOn the 18th Animal care and control promptly responded:
"We've spoken with the chicken owners and have advised them to keep their animals up. You can send pictures and videos if they return, and they will be deemed Public Nuisance if they are out again".
March 25th 3 videos attached Chickens are back again (on my property according to attached Plat)
March 26th video attached(on my property according to attached Plat)
April 18th (3 video attached (on my property according to attached Plat)
At this point I couldn't take it anymore and trapped two chickens on my own property then returned to owner in attempts to send message to owner I prefer these chickens to be with him and then I produced a video of my day on the 18th The owner says his wife was watching me and the chickens from distance and then the owner consoled me to throw rocks at the birds whenever they enter my property to shoo them away(I have no intention of throwing rocks or tending their chickens)
..and attached is a plat of the land we own across the river bend ... the chickens walk up the right away and enter our porch as well and crap all over the yard where I want to take my dog for daily walks without eating their chicken poo
.April 20th 2 videos chickens in my yard according to plat
___SOOOO000 finally animal control is like finally to come out and they just insist these chickens are okay just running around but they have to investigate to be fair to everybody ..and that they need a plat and send a couple officers out.. they seem reluctant and anyway its just nuts
I reply great I look forward to meeting you when you come
If you’d like we could also meet Diana J .. She is 79 years old immunocompromised and will be wearing a safety mask for medical reasons in her own yard. We look forward to meeting you. Please be masked for Diana when you enter our property
Then I add if you can’t wear a safety mask for some reason for Diana your officers may still inspect the property area in question to inspect and we will stand at bay. And I may assist periodically.
Thank you for your time
Masked Man
So they show up and start asking me where exactly the boundary line is. (I'm thinking Chickens don't care where the boundary lines are!) But anyway, it's like they are arguing with me and then (neighbor who I don't like) J**dy E**er comes out and starts taking over and gets in my face or rather my mask pointing out to boundary lines ...I tell him this isn't about you, J**dy, it's about chickens in my yard.... The animal control officer starts giving me tips on how to best video tape these creatures... Meanwhile J**dy E**er is yelling while walking around .... The owner of chickens enters pictures... Then J**dy makes his way through my yard near Diana who is masked on her back porch from some distance and I run in between J**dy and tell him to get off my property as he approaches Diana without a mask because he wants to talk to her face to mask.. I holler three times to get off my property and on the fourth time I say "you either put on a mask or get off my property!! Finally he turns around to join animal control ...Diana goes back into the house to write to the sheriff.
I go back outside and tell the chicken owner that is standing there amongst animal control "I like you as a neighbor, I like chickens, I wish I could have chickens myself, But we can't have chickens in our yard because I have a dog and I am sorry. She nods and replies I met her husband.. I reply "your husband seems nice (I did met her husband and explain I can't have chickens in my yard and it was civil)
Then J**dy started running around blabbing interrupting I say to animal control" I have to diffuse this situation and I have to leave now (because J**dy E**er is 'going off' and butting in and interrupting all discourse... animal control says she will email me... I go back into house and throw clothes in washer, take off mask and wash myself
Then I email animal control
"I thought it best to diffuse the situation so I had to leave the meeting prematurely. I felt like I was being interrupted and Diana's welfare might be in jeopardy due to Mr. E**er approaching her on my property. I feel the focus of why you were here was being interrupted by alleged land disputes from Mr. J**dy E**er. I assure my sole interest is in the welfare of chickens. Currently my loved on is speaking with law enforcement about Mr. E**er. I felt the presence of Mr. E**er was interrupting your work so I look forward to hearing from you at another time" .
The Masked Man
"So I think the owners of the chickens understand but man that was nuts! lol I'm telling you man people have it in for me... what a morning. I have a bad feeling J**dy E**er is going to try to come after me because he knows he doesn't have permit from us army corp of civil engineers for culvert(s) he put in after hurricane Helene washed them out and nearly flooded us ... I'm gonna stay in my home and never come out brother and just play guitar. People are crazy right now.. I don't envy your job, Sheriff.
The Masked Man"
Then I write an additional letter to my friendly Sheriff...
"Oh yeah I gotta share some more:
after I sent animal control videos of 7 days worth of chicken videos that occurred on my land according to plat
Wat***a county Animal care and control replied:
"Good morning. We have reviewed all video footage, Property lines based on the document you've sent us, spoken to witnesses (the chicken owner, the neighbors) and we have been out in person to view property lines.
The chickens have not once been documented on your property.
That area around the shed belongs to the *** Jo***n * C***k RD.
The neighbors agreed they have no problem with the chickens coming to their land.
The animals are cared for. They are wanted. They have housing, water, and food.
They have shown no sign of disease nor aggression.
The signage you have is not authorized for the area you are in and is void.
In conclusion there is no violation and nothing to enforce."
... so I Masked Man replied:
" I politely disagree as I have plat and I disagree
Roosters are renowned for aggression and dominance around their hens according to zoologists and animal husbandry people... Roosters are extremely dangerous around their hens. Also I said these birds are easy target for predetators out in the open and are also prone to disease. Also the owner indicated to me he had a missing rooster that he said a dog probably got. I am thinking what kind of loving owner would allow his pets to freely roam after he just lost a rooster? Also a missing rooster means the animal control officer is wrong about the animals being well cared for and safe. Also the owner told me to throw a rock at the chickens if they came onto my property(I have no intention of throwing rocks at chickens)!"
...after that animal control set up the meeting for today which J**dy E**er butted in and totally interrupted whatever BS animal control was going to tell me.
These animal control people know nothing about roosters and chickens! Its crazy and totally unfair to the beautiful rooster and chickens ! lol
Anyway thanks for letting me share.
Like I said, maybe the chicken owners learned something today and they will take better care of their chickens after hearing me yell at J**dy E**er to get off my property..lol..
Sheriff, I bet you have tons of crazy stories and encounters...
Have a nice evening.
The Masked Man