..we briefly interrupt Data Report's 2025 US Sports Illness Thread for a very special message...
Masked Man proposes a
Goin' For The Gold Sports Illness Fundraising Event We need a fundraiser to help sports players raise money
so they can get proper medical diagnosis for their undetermined illnesses. Obviously the coaches aren't helping these players determine what these "illnesses" actually are.. perhaps they don't have enough money!
So I propose something like this:
A better future for all is being built today because people like you care enough to support it. All across the sporting world, big ideas are leading to breakthroughs that will help our children, our grandchildren, and professional athletes and ourselves live happier, healthier lives. During this flu season of giving, fellow athletes, team players and general public please make the most generous donation you can by 12/31, and you could also qualify for a possible tax deduction.
We are dedicated to transparency and fiscal responsibility. All donations are tax-exempt to the extent allowed by law.
Donation Information
CHOOSE YOUR DONATION AMOUNT*
$ 1,000.00
$ 500.00
$ 250.00
$ 100.00
$ 54.00
$ 36.00
$ 18.00
Other
$
Use my donation where it is most needed.
Use my donation to support proper diagnosis for professional sports players in determining what their "
illnesses" actually are:
CHOOSE YOUR DONATION FREQUENCY *
One-time gift
Recurring gift (the most efficient way to support players who are chronically ill)
Donate in honor or in memory of a loved one (Optional)
In honor of: In memory of: (I.E. 1 my uncle Dave who loved football and died of pneumonia or I.E. 2 my loved one's cousin caught covid in the hospital and then died from covid complications so here's some money to find out precisely what illness it is that you top pro athletes are battling with and spreading)
Would you like a tribute card with a personal message mailed on your behalf? (IE "We are pulling for ya Terry Bradshaw.. here's a donation to figure out what is wrong with ya and why you are sick")
... perhaps coaches could get other players to pitch in so that the players with undetermined "illness" can afford to seek professional healthcare for a proper diagnosis simply outta respect for one another! Give each other Full disclosure of whatever diseases and illnesses you got for the sake of each other's loved ones and families to help stop the spread of disease and illness.
Obviously professional sports players need your help in determining whatever "illness" they have because
what goes around comes around.
Also donate some masks to all those that need them which is all of them,
I am a protector.
Blessings,
The Masked Man
P.S. NOTE/Disclaimer : This reply was solely intended for entertainment and educational purposes only... a rhetorical mock fundraiser solely in efforts to help stop the senseless spread of disease and illness. Seriously, If you or a loved one feel ill please seek professional medical diagnosis and please make efforts to prevent the spread of contagious illnesses and diseases. Please act responsibly and share the diagnosis with one another
rather than sharing the illness with one another. I never forget the greatest treasure is life.
