Data Report

Kyler Gordon on List of Ill Players

Bears Thursday Injury Report: Kyler Gordon on List of Ill Players

Illness continued to hit hard at Halas Hall as slot cornerback Kyler Gordon on Thursday joined two Bears players already sidelined during practice for Sunday's finale at Green Bay.

Gordon had practiced Wednesday but was out ill Thursday, and tackle Larry Borom and wide receiver Rome Odunze also missed with illness Thursday after they also missed on Wednesday.

1.Chicago's WGN9 News

LINK:
https://wgntv.com/sports/sports-illustrated/arena-nfl/si-chicago-bears-nfl/552d6c58/bears-thursday-injury-report-kyler-gordon-on-list-of-ill-players/



Get well soon Bears!,

Masked Man, Sports Announcer

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Alas, Goldilocks and company that makes three sick bears staying at home eating porridge and whey so far this season for you windy city Chicago Bear lovers out there!

And for those of you into some Kyler Gordon antics here's some Extra trivia footage:
Kyler Gordon has had some problems keeping his facemask on to prevent illness in the past as seen in this old footage..lol.. LINK:
https://x.com/ChicagoBears/status/1729655218692821372


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Jacob Bryson defenseman  for the Buffalo Sabres will not be in the lineup against the Vegas Golden Knights due to an illness.

Bryson, 27, has appeared in 24 games this season with the Sabres, posting three assists, four hits, 31 blocks, and eight penalty minutes.

Source 1. The Hockey News
Jan. 25 2025

LINK:
https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/buffalo-sabres/latest-news/sabres-defender-ruled-out-vs-golden-knights






P.S. a little extra trivia
Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Buffalo Sabres have in common?
A: They're both young, have no goals and no good prospects.

In the past if I remember correctly before 2020 (at least after AIDS and also before AIDS )they'd say I got a bad cold or laryngitis, or bronchitis etc.

..back then they never hid anything unless they had AIDS. Moreover they probably disclosed all their illnesses because if they didn't people might think they had AIDS. If they hid the diseases people during the AIDS scare people would assume you had aids so nobody ever said "I was ill with a mystery disease in the past at that time because it would scare the Jeeveies out of people if ya said my illness is mysterious or I am not telling you my illness.. that would scare people. at least that is what I remember happened in the past. People would try to work or go to school sick but eventually they'd go to the doctor and then tell people"I went to doctor and he said I had this or that. You never hid the illness unless it was a sexually transmitted disease or maybe a disease like cancer but typically people said what they had.

in my past ..people would say "go to the doctor's get a note from doctor and give it to your teacher or coach and the note said what illness you had. Yeah ya typically told people what ya had because if you just said you had an illness they'd think you had a sexually transmitted disease and maybe you would get shunned and ridiculed.. that was my impression...you never said I have a disease but I'm not going to tell you what it is because then people would assume the worst and shun ya.

Now It's like a super secret! Its astronomical one doesn't accidentally blurt out I got the stupid whooping cough or covid.. out all these athletes not a one so far has slipped and accidentally blurted out what they got by accident..lol.. like there must be a super big money or a fine so big they must not disclose.. like they will be killed by the mob or something if they tell us. It's dishonest and a disservice to humanity. Something has to change about that... that's just not free speech... there's no way that many people would hold back what's making them sick..its unnatural and inhumane not to let people talk freely..its a disgrace that these people are obviously not allowed to talk because of some force such as contracts or insurance... this lack of free speech is shameful thing and  history is recording this lack of talking about what ills us as we type this.

Yeah its hard to respect a person that can't tell his friends or even the general public what he's got insofar as illnesses go.. its like they don't own themselves or have free speech... its like they "aren't allowed to comment" truly like they are slaves and somebody else owns them and they just can't freely speak on the matter... that's pretty sad to be a puppet and not be allowed to talk freely. They don't own themselves. Something is holding them back because that's just not natural for a few guys on the team to get illnesses and then pretend they are in the mob or something and if they talk they die and its like they went and swore an oath of silence on the matter. As team mates they even act like they aren't telling each other...lol.. if they telling each other then I'm surprised they don't snitch on each other to the press..Its ridiculous and not normal behavior for humans to be so secretive...lol

The "don't tell anybody what it is Ive got" is the same disturbing policy for musicians as well as these sports stars ... its disturbing
..Some of the politicians seem to be disclosing what they have, so far..which is good ..hopefully the politically active people will continue to be as forthright as they have been.

Of course the biggest issue is that by not talking about what ills us hurts us and others around us. To not talk freely or be allowed to talk freely about what ills us and society is a grave injustice indeed.

Of course this forum certainly can't be found guilty of hiding what it knows! That's what this forum remedies its great about keeping things out in the open to discuss, talking about stuff others can't, keeping us informed,  and it Keeps the ball rolling! 

Now its time for a brief departure from your regular programming for 

"Masked Man's Sports Illustrated Special Pandemic Don't Kiss Your Mama With Those Lips Until You See a Doctor Edition"

Briefly Check out this stupidity:

"https://www.si.com/nba/celtics/news/celtics-jayson-tatum-reveals-details-on-mysterious-illness-01jg202vhmfq

Celtics' Jayson Tatum Reveals Details on Mysterious Illness
" Tatum addressed the weird illness that took him out against the Magic.
"Little virus, 24-hour, 48-hour bug. I felt fine the entire day, felt fine during warmups then it just hit me during out meeting right before the game. Let's just say, I lost a lot of fluids over the last two days. So maybe a little fatigue I guess from being sick the last few days but I was trying to push through it and catch my second wind."

Masked Man Thinks in response to this.. totally irresponsible..He doesn't even know what he's got..Is he still contagious? This isn't revealing his mystery illness..its still a mystery! .. this is dumb ... did ya get tested by a big doctor so you can protect your health and team.. who are these guys and who would want to be around them..its sick. Just call it a "bug"...think  he's okay ? Oh its just a bug! He doesnt know squat ..he's an amateur.. there's like four five airborne diseases going on right now.. what if he makes his buddies sick? This is not a team player . he's a glutton for punishment and I wouldn't go near guys like these or let my loved ones near him even with a mask..its dangerous. He has no idea what he had or still has.He's still trying to catch his second wind!

Check out this guy here LINK:
https://www.si.com/nba/bucks/news/bucks-news-damian-lillard-provides-more-details-about-illness-causing-him-to-miss-games-01jg9zedhkn2

Masked Man is stunned by this lack of medical diagnosis and thinks ...another self diagnosed fool! ..his illness is even worse than the last one at least the first stages of his illness or disease are whatever it is he's got ... He's probably got access to a some pretty powerful doctors but he plays it  like there is no doctor...

"Based on how Lillard describes the sickness, it doesn't sound fun :"I’ve never been that sick before in my entire life."
“I wasn’t throwing up, nothing. I just didn’t eat for two days. I didn’t eat at all. I didn’t get up, nothing. I was down. It was bad.“Still a little bit sick, feeling it in my chest and coughing a little bit, but I expected it to be like that coming into the game because I haven’t played.”
"It sounds like the illness is more of a concern moving forward than his calf strain is. He's not worried about the calf getting re-injured, but the effects of this illness could linger for a little longer. He might be dealing with some coughing and other issues for a couple of more games.

Masked Man thinks.. this guys a moron. he can't even talk right or make complete sentences when talking to the press.. then he goes on to say."never been that sick in my entire life" you don't  say!? did he even see a doctor!? who knows what he's got and it sounds like he's going to be coughing while joining the others in the game as it is stated "He might be dealing with some coughing and other issues for a couple of more games" and "Lillard also mentioned that he's not completely through with the sickness and had to deal with it on the court against the Bulls".Masked Man thinks this is ridiculous! NBA buy a doctor for these basketball teams .. they are just playing sick this is the pandemic playoffs.. There's a whole bunch of players who are going be around these guys who are still coughing and feelings sick.. this is weird! Again this guy says "he's never been that sick in his entire life" That's as serious a statement as it gets, folks. When someone says they've never been that sick in their entire life and yet they don't even know what they've got and they are ready to get back into the game we are talking mental illness perhaps amongst not just this particular player but also amongst his peers and parental figures or whoever looks after him Its just not right. again: "never been that sick in their entire life" I say hey masochist, don't spread that to your loved ones... don't play ball ..your still coughing..your still sick and see a doctor and tell the doctor to wear a mask!! 

Lillard as stated in his interview is clearly playing sick with a totally undiagnosed illness that Lillard described in his own words as the worst illness he's ever experienced in his life!


Okay let the games resume this should prove an interesting season....


NOTE TO DATA REPORT:
if my comments/essays have interrupted the flow of this thread we can compile them and stick them under another section and retitle it"Masked Man's Sports Illustrated Special Pandemic Don't Kiss Your Mama With Those Lips Until You See a Doctor Edition" if we like. On the other hand if you feel my replies are appropriate and useful here we can just leave them as they are in this section if you so desire however you see fit and at your convenience.



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Hockey player Nick Jensen is Dealing with an illness and did not play on Sunday. I am not seeing listed what the illness was.

Source of information.

1. Rotowire

https://www.rotowire.com/hockey/headlines/nick-jensen-injury-dealing-with-illness-546856

Detroit Pistons forward Ausar Thompson is listed as questionable on Monday due to an illness.

Source of information.

1. Roto Baller

https://www.rotoballer.com/player-news/ausar-thompson-questionable-monday-due-to-illness/1535389

Brief sport intermission here.. time out...

"Bilal Coulibaly (illness) listed questionable Tuesday
by Ari Koslow | Wizards Correspondent | Mon, Jan 6th 6:22pm EST

Bilal Coulibaly is listed as questionable for Tuesday's game against the Rockets. (NBA Injury Report)

Fantasy Impact:

Coulibaly is looking to avoid missing a third straight game. Kyle Kuzma would see another start if he remains sidelined, and Kuzma could remain in the starting lineup either way."


Masked Man's sports commentary:
Masked Man referee cries foul! okay so whatever illness he has got they don't even say. They might not know themselves what illness he has got and yet they are just sort of playing it by ear and perhaps hoping symptoms will just go away for the third game...

...whatever it is he's got we hope the other team players don't get officially or unofficially...lol.. and we wish him a speedy recovery and hope its not contagious or that its a disease of a serious nature... and this goes for all those players whom either aren't going to the doctor's for a diagnosis or simply don't want to know what they are infected with or transmitting to one another.

One player so far out of all of them disclosed he had the flu.. Steelers Cam Hayward was dealing with the Flu ... of course that's still vague because there's lots of different kinds of flu and so "the flu" is like saying "the bug" or something.. its just too vague to count it as a real diagnosis...

... so  I'd say so far no real descriptions of illnesses have occurred with a single player so far and they have not broken their record of not knowing or stating what their illness really is so far! Out of all those players, What are the odds of that!? Now that's a record!

Ladies and germs, who will be the first athlete to break the record who will be the first player to actually know what disease he's got!?..sports fanatics want to know! the suspense is building as the sneezin' season gets underway!

Obviously they are getting tested for illegal amphetamine use and other illegal drugs by bigshot doctors but I guess none of these health conscious athletes who pride themselves on human strength and endurance have discovered the advent of the various covid and flu tests available! Maybe the covid/flu tests are too challenging or difficult for these athletes to administer ... you know, the covid/flu test directions are too hard for them to understand and have an inherent learning curve in them that's just beyond the scope of their schooling. These animals are breakin' records alright! Hope they don't make their buddies sick with any weird unforgiving diseases.

That be funny someday if there will be some secrets and mysteries are revealed show and they'll have some anonymous athlete in a dark corner with a hood on and his voice disguised revealing the secrets of the competitive sports team as to why all their illnesses had to be kept a secret! lol

We could play a game called "dodge the disease" That's where we wear masks and disinfect stuff a lot and actually try not to get infected by nor infect our friends, loved ones, or team members with any diseases or illnesses during a pandemic era..winner doesn't catch a diseases and remains healthy! Its pretty awesome game to win! So far I'm winning and haven't caught anything in five years of masking.

Not only that But I am an athlete that  wears a mask while doing sports! In the Miscellaneous Section of this forum I have produced several videos some under the sections entitled "My videos of Me doing everyday tasks in my mask" & "Masked Man Bicycle Ride and other videos inspire others to mask up". All my videos feature me in a safety mask riding bicycle for 6 mile round trips, doing martial arts techniques, juggling three balls (while the typical athlete chases after one ball), I even shovel snow, stack wood, clean chimneys, and go up on the roof to clean gutters all in my safety mask. Now that's athletic and that's sportsmanship at its finest proving I am not only a winner playing sports but I wear a safety mask while doing it all! I challenge these so called hot shot athletes to the stuff I can do while wearing a safety mask! I'mm 55 years old and I'd probably beat any of these young maskless athletes in a bicycle race here in the mountains or a woodchopping session or a juggling of three balls in the air while in my mask! ha! Ha! I train in a mask! I challenge them to put on a safety mask and see if they can do half what I can do in my videos! lol! I"m dead serious I could wup these young athletes in most any athletic contest any time any day in my mask and I challenge them to wear a safety mask! We could do fundraiser for a public awareness cause if one of these rich athletes would mask up and challenge me to friendly game of masked sports..perhaps a masked Bicycle race on my street or something in my street! I'm game for that and in my prime.  Here's me in the Masked Olympia Quarantino Solo Martial Artist Division featuring Martial Artist Masked Man hosted by Bob and Joe ..classical
guitar by Richard Easley LINK: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BwEc-N2USWFBhkEsPHfYK03vMcYzzx8i/view

I guess I'm poking fun of myself in the quarinteeno olympic video, I tell you one thing. I live in a university town and I was truly terrorized on more than one occasion by unruly after game football parties.. I mean the worst.. young men popping out of cars with beer cans in their fists right in front of my home on an otherwise sleepy small neighborhood street.. gunpowder and firecrackers scaring my pets into the corner.. maskless kids parking in your yard in the middle of night inebriated ,,It was traumatizing truly sickening for a small dead end street to be hit by something like a rave party where kids take over and there isn't enough bathrooms to go around and so people walking up and down the street drunk, yelling and screaming and leaving trash and beer cans in your yard and going bathroom in yards, we ended calling sheriff and the sheriff had to have commissioners from two county meet and finally the one house that was throwing these football game parties got in trouble... it was like a war.. me in my mask and hordes of drunken kids in the middle of night making fun of me and me almost getting into fights.. I'd never been so happy to see law enforcement in my life. I survived like a dozen nights of pure nightmare scared life and property and home and scared of losing it all while being in a mask around a bunch of drunken out of control people on my street that didn't have enough parking places in middle of night. That was pure trauma until finally law enforcement fixed these unruly events. So yeah I have no respect for the university  football parties that occur from these sporting events. They had no respect for my mask and it was like a riot just occurred overnight ..it was like being raided and scary where you couldn't control a mob of drunk kids running around. That's not to say there are many responsible sports fans out there. However college kids, after game football parties and pandemics and masked men such as myself who are taking care of immunocompromised loved ones and trying to social distance just don't mix! whew ..  it was shocking to a sleepy street to see such lawlessness... that's why I am grateful to our local law enforcement finally handling that. Inebriated college aged post football game people are on the same level for me as hurricane Helene. Same level of trauma. By the way keep those sick player stats coming in Data Report I can hardly wait to see the next sick one..lol ..just kidding sort of. I'd rather deal with a sick one than a drunk one..lol

If I were stinking' rich I'd offer a trophy or something like the Masked Man Moral Integrity Award to the first player to actually determine and publicly state the disease they were sporting! lol.. Perhaps some athlete who has developed a moral compass and was in the Boy Scouts or something would step up to the plate and say something like "well, I could a been a contender! I could a been somebody! or I could played sick anyway but instead  I thought to myself: What if made somebody sick on the team and they ended up dying or with long term repercussions or they made their mom or pops sick all because me wanting to win the big game? So I stayed home until I fully recovered. Besides Ive never been so sick in my entire life!" Then I the masked Man, would juggle in my Mask for the morally upright athlete and  present them a trophy award of excellence on the days I wasn't performing my joggling or classical guitar  Masked Man concerts for sick children at hospitals. 

Okay the players all consent to this... time in...

...Referee Masked Man says okay play ball!!! Let the games resume for better or worse! For in sickness or good health just like marriage!



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